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What is bungee jumping?
For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!
Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.
bungee jumping - video
Bungee jumping - what is it?
Another way to tell someone to off themselves. More original than something such as "commit scooter ankle."
Gamer 1: Go commit scooter ankle
Gamer2: Go commit cordless bungee jumping
Gamer 1: *Explodes*
What does "bungee jumping" mean?
Pulling out a used tampon and replacing it with a new one
Pulling on the string of an inserted tampon to remove it and inserting a fresh tampon in it's place is also called Bungee Jumping
Bungee jumping - what does it mean?
when you drop your Ipod and instead of smashing on the ground it's caught by the headphone cord
"oh shit, i dropped my Ipod"
"oh wait it was just an Ipod bungee jump"
Bungee jumping - meaning
after you're done pounding her (wearing a condom of course we like to be safe), blow you load, and take off your condom. ever so gently turn it inside out and ask her if she wants to go bungee jumping. regardless of her answer- grab the inside out condom and slap her across the face mid answer. BAAAAAMMMM
bryan: "i bungee jumped that hoe last night so hard that she's afraid of heights now."
"bumgee jumping without a bungee.. that could be dangerous"
"i bungee jumped bryan and troy last night. and they liked it"
Bungee jumping - definition
Suicide for the indecisive.
The emo kid would have gone Bungee Jumping instead of cutting his wrist, but he was too much of a pussy.
Bungee jumping - slang
to have fast intercourse
You knew they were definitely bungee-jumping by the sounds coming from the garage.
Bungee jumping
When you staple your ballsack to the roof of a building and jump off. The ultimate power move in a sexual situation.
Jack was being a little bitch and wouldn’t go bungee jumping with me
Bungee jumping
when you jump from a cliff with a rubber string attached to you so you dont hit the ground and die in a bloody mess of organs on the ground
me: i'm never going bungee jumping, i'm alive because of a broken rubber, i 'aint dying because of another
Bungee jumping
when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest!
guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i'm gonna do it twice!
guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times