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What is bumpus?
Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.
Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.
Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?
Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...
Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!
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Bumpus - what is it?
The worst ass school in the universe. One day this school will be bombed like issa terrorist attack 😊💛
That school is so Bumpus Middle School
What does "bumpus" mean?
The act of putting on your mom's lingerie and shoving a dildo up your ass.
Jerry: Hey Christian I heard you were bumping your bumpus last night.
Christian: I was just enjoying some personal time!
Alex: What a fucking weirdo!
Bumpus - what does it mean?
A. A very smug individual that thinks they are better than everyone. Never smiles. If you are hungry you want a Bumpus around, very good at cooking.
B. Another name for male member or penis.
Chad: Look at that guy over there standing there with his arms crossed that thinks he's sweet.
Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.
"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."
Bumpus - meaning
A man with tiny feet; specifically of the hobbit variety.
Did you see those feet? He's a bumpus.
Bumpus - definition
An object that a dog irrationally goes crazy at, often running in circles and barking.
"Why is your dog going crazy over that broccoli?"
"It must be a bumpus"
Bumpus - slang
It means an amazing legend or something you would call your loved one
My idol is a bumpu
Bumpus
A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.
The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"
John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!
Bumpus
Bumpis- /'bəmpəs/
1. A raucous, boisterous person or thing (usually african-american.)
2 .A state of black culture defined by raucous and cultural euphemisms which no other race can comprehend
3. When black people while out.
Whether there just a hood ass n@#$a or t-sizzle celebrating after making a sack. noun, verb
Yo look at those bumpus ass mofos!
Ray ray is getting bumpus tonight boiii!
Bumpus
I would like to rest my head on your bumpus.