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What is brotein shake?
Your bestfriend, homie, or brother from another mother.
Sup Brotein Shake how u doin today?
brotein shake - video
Brotein shake - what is it?
Natty plus whey protein mix! Whats better then working out and building muscle? Working out and building muscle while getting drunk!! And nothing is better to get drunk with then Natty!
Bro 1: Pumping iron has made me thirsty, lets grab a protein shake.
Bro 2: Even better bro, i got a Dirty 30! Brotein shakes.
Bro 1: Brotein?
Bro 2: Protein + Natty = Brotein!!!
What does "brotein shake" mean?
When you add a little to much bro in your morning protein shake, it scientifically proven when one adds to much bro into their shake it is no longer classified as a mere protein shake but it becomes a brotein shake.
Son: "I accidentally put too much bro in my shake and now it's a brotein shake, i'm sorry Mom."
Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"
Brotein shake - what does it mean?
Muscle Milk protein powder mixed with vodka. Typically consumed by Bros and Frat Guys post-workout.
"Bro, I've got to go pound my Brotein Shake so I can get swole."
Brotein shake - meaning
When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.
"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"
Brotein shake - definition
When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.
After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!
Brotein shake - slang
"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"
Brotein shake
A brotastic beverage typically consisting of vanilla protein powder, orange juice, and Smirnoff Ice that is often consumed by a bro after a workout or when chilling at a brodeo.
Bro: Hey brosef, you tryin' to 'cube later?
Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.
Brotein shake
a protein shake with organic ingredients such as organic milk, and semen.
"after my workout today, I needed a little pick me up, so I drank some brotein shake.