1. the biggest fag alive. he is a total dickface and is a jerk to all girls. tends to be in love with sluts who talk about whip cream and chocolate sauce. wishes he could have a penis in his mouth, and secretly hides it. normally has boners for girls with names that start with E or Kendall. MAJOR fag. no doubt about it ;D
2. liar with a big duck in his pants.
3. likes to show off for people lying about prudeness.
4. claims he does stuff with other sluts. (see noelle, kendall, etc)
He is the coolest mate ever! he satisfys my needs and is always there for me. he's sexy, careing, naughty, sweet. and at the same time he can be an ass just enough to make you smile and not piss you off.
the coolest person in the world, next to God. revered as one of the best people to know by many scientists around the world. he is so cool that everyone wants to meet him and all the hot chick want to be near him.