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What is broner?
A boner occuring on one of two two straight friends entangled in a bromance.
If I ever got the chance to have a few beers with Tom Brady, I'm pretty sure I'd get a broner.
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Broner - what is it?
When a guy idolizes frats too much.
"Doug said he is only going to college to join a frat. That dude has a raging broner."
What does "broner" mean?
Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend
If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.
Broner - what does it mean?
A boner obtained while hanging with your bros. It usually requires an awkward explanation and is followed by constant reminders and gay jokes.
Ted: "Hey is Jake coming tonight?"
Mike: "Hell no last time he got a raging broner and hasn't left his apartment since!"
Ted: "Holy shit!"
Mike: "I know i slipped a dong bomb in his drink."
Broner - meaning
Occurs when your bro does something that is so brotastic that it gives you a boner.
When Stano hooked up with Emily it gave me a broner.
Broner - definition
When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:
Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils
Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.
Broner Tandem Diagram:
Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>
Broner - slang
An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.
Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!
Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.
Broner
An unintentional man-inspired boner
My masseuse was a guy and during my massage I popped a slight broner.
Broner
An erection inspired by the actions of your buddy- be they sexual or just plain impressive.
“Dude, I saw you catch so much air off that jump that you gave me a broner."
Abbreviation: Brone
Broner
A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.