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What is linebacker?
A decidedly square girl, lacking in neck area, with a broad torso and disproportionate legs. This girl appears to be wearing shoulderpads bearing a strong resemblance to Mike Singletary. Hence the term "LINEBACKER"
"did you see that pig steve brought home last night? She was a total linebacker."
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Linebacker - what is it?
A word I learned from strong bad. jk
No, really, I did! jk again
What does "linebacker" mean?
while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.
I was so excited that football season was starting, that I surprised my girlfriend with a linebacker.
Linebacker - what does it mean?
ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.
i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.
Linebacker - meaning
a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)
Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker
Linebacker - definition
some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.
Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Linebacker - slang
when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.
I gave my girl a linebacker when she told me she didn't like the Chicago Bears.
Linebacker
something that is surprisingly large; can also refer to something that is annoying- a derogatory term.
"Woah that baby is a linebacker"
Linebacker
A cock blocker male or female that stops anyone from getting with a girl you're trying to get with.
Her fat friend was playing linebacker at the party stopping all the action.
Linebacker
A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate
I tried to talk to the hottie in the red dress but the linebacker stopped me dead in my tracks.