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What is hard work?
Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.
Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.
Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!
hard work - video
Hard work - what is it?
Doing an excellent job or task continuously over a long
period of time = hard work
Not receiving your proper compensation either monies or
recognition = no bubble gum
Taken advantage of.
Doing your job well over time?
Working harder and earning less?
That's Hard Work, No Bubble-gum.
What does "hard work" mean?
When you wheel barrow her across the room and then lay "bricks" on her chest. Finish with a coat of "spackle" on her face.
The landscaper showed my wife what a hard working mexican is.
Hard work - what does it mean?
White Man 1: I saw a hard working nigger yesterday.
White Man 2: No way!
Hard work - meaning
Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
Hard work - definition
Giving up a chance to meet Shawn Johnson to go into work because your boss gave someone else the day off.
"Dude, are you going to see Shawn Johnson tonight?"
"Nah, I'm a pretty hard-working guy. I guess..."
Hard work - slang
Something people try to avoid nowadays.
Running a small business takes a tonne of commitment and hard work.
Hard work
1) description of a task that requeires (too) much effort to complete.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
1)
" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
2)
" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
Hard work
A societal pressure that causes people to work 12+ meaningless hours everyday without making any meaningful contributions. What people really need to start doing is working smarter and not harder. Working smarter is being able to get more work done in less amount of time. It allows people to gain extraordinary talents that the hardest working man will never achieve.
*example of hard work*
Office Worker: I went to college for 8 years and became an employee for a tech company. I worked hard for this position. However, my boss never went to college, but after 2 years of building his business, he earns over 5 times the amount I earn annually.
There's a reason why the office worker isn't in the position his boss is and that's because his boss was used his time to work smart and knew he didn't need to go to college in order to succeed in life.
Hard work
My sister doesn't do hard work at work. She just sits in her office all day and pretends to do work.