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What is brad pitt?
An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
Brad Pitt gets all the girls, but he really wants all the boys.
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Brad pitt - what is it?
An actor. A pretty good one too. Played in movies such as Fight Club, Seven and Oceans 11.
Besides that, the guy rules. Face it, first he banged Jennifer Aniston for over 7 years (anyone who don't envy him for that belongs in a gay bar). And now when she's 36 he left her for some young chick who's like, 20.
Camera man: Hey dude you happen to got Jen's number?
Sound man: Yea man. Why you want it?
Camera man: I heard she split up with Brad Pitt.
Sound man: Oh wait, i meant i don't have her number.
Camera man: Asshole.
Sound man: Hahahahaha.
What does "brad pitt" mean?
An actor who is incredibly gorgeous and he isn't too bad of an actor. He was good in "Fight Club" and "Twelve Monkeys" and he was married to Jennifer Aniston.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would have had such a cute baby!
Brad pitt - what does it mean?
An asshole who can get any girl he wants.
"whoa that chick is HAAWWWT"
"forget her man, you ain't no brad pitt"
Brad pitt - meaning
To get away with just about anything
Joe Shmoe: Hey guys, lets get some beers!
John Doe: Dude, we're only 17...we cant.
Joe Shmoe: Psh...Gotta Brad Pitt that shit.
Brad pitt - definition
A limited actor whose abilities are overshadowed by his overrated looks. Brad Pitt is completely overrated in every sense of the word. He's gotten famous for 'being Brad Pitt' not for being a good actor. There are plenty of men more talented and better looking than him, but are not famous by mere virtue of choices.
Look at his filmography and you'll see a number of fluffy blockbuster movies that have been bashed by critics and recognized as bad movies by anyone with half a brain i.e. Meet Joe Black, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, the upcoming Mr. and Mrs Smith etc. The roles and performances in those movies are horrific. He's a movie star, calling him an actor only dilutes the meaning for those it DOES actually apply to.
He's another generic blond - one of many in Hollywood that's completely overrated for NO reason whatsoever. If he had any substance, I would understand the hype around him, but he lacks that as well as intelligence.
He hasn't done anything worthwhile recently to be given the title 'actor.' He's just another 'a-lister' who's absolutely worthless.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston both share the same ugly attributes - beady little eyes, weird noses that don't fit their faces (especially Jen), huge jutting jaws. Why people find them attractive is beyond me. One is known for his pretty boy looks and the other for having great hair. Spare me!
Brad pitt - slang
having a shit, i.e. rhyming slang
i'm off to have a brad pitt
Brad pitt
A good looking actor who does his best work when playing crazy people and/or fighters (see Twelve Monkeys, Fight Club and Snatch). Is about to have the most beautiful baby in the world.
Why should you see Fight Club? Two words: Brad Pitt.
Brad pitt
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin hot u cant even define him
"UMMMM hello he doesnt need a example just look at him."
Brad pitt
A sexy man that looks like a model for a female wet dream.
That guy is so brad pitt