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What is bort?
A quite obscure musical genre which is blackened grindcore with very common use of chainsaw sounds.
-Hey dude, do you like bort?
-BORT GOES FUCKING BRRRRRRRRR
bort - meme gif
bort - video
Bort - what is it?
The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site
"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"
What does "bort" mean?
A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.
Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
No, my son is also name Bort
Bort - what does it mean?
A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.
"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."
Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."
Bort - meaning
On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.
It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.
Subject: I'm testing this email!
Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!
Bort - definition
Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.
"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"
"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"
Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
Bort - slang
damn im bort.
Bort
(BORT), pl. "bort"
An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
Game show host: You just won a PS3!
you: mmmmmBORT!!!!
Aw man, that dude is bort. He has PS3.
Bort
An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).
That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.
Bort
bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being
eat a bort
-the origin and most frequent usage