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What is Bort?
A child who is retarded and so stupid he can't walk to school without getting raped or hit by a car. He is most often known for screeching autistically. He is constantly getting CPS called on his father and uncle for incedents in the bathroom.
Bert: I'm going to go rape Bort.
Ernie: Can I join?
Bert: No. It's a parents only type of thing.
Ernie: Can I at least play the underwater tickle game with Bort tonight?
Bert: Of course.
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Bort - what is it?
1. The art of living your life in a perpetual state of scummer.
2. People or a person who have mastered the art of living life one drug at a time.
3. The oldest living being; Many would say he has been around longer than the Earth.
How can you live like such a Bort?
What does "Bort" mean?
An outlandish call to point out an obese person.
(Similar to the call of a whale)
A perfect example would be riding the back of the school bus and one of your friends points out a fat lady, you stick your head out the window and yell (Mimicking the call of a whale)- Bort
ie. Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt!
Bort - what does it mean?
Bort; noun;
A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day
example: Kathy just squeezed a ripe bort on my brand new leather sofa. I won't be inviting her to my next book club meeting.
past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa
Bort - meaning
Derogatory term for the dead fetus of an aborted child. Often preceded or followed by a two-syllable derogatory adjective.
"I don't give a shit about her bort monkey."
Bort - definition
A word of Northern England Origin - Exact area unknown but somewhere around Leeds. Should be used when someone is clearly lying - instead of common responses such as 'bullshit' or 'bollocks'.
Should also be put into as many songs as possible.
When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
1.
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'
2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'
'...bort..you're 12.'
3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'
'orr orr orr orr orr!'
Bort - slang
A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.
"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"
Bort
A quite obscure musical genre which is blackened grindcore with very common use of chainsaw sounds.
-Hey dude, do you like bort?
-BORT GOES FUCKING BRRRRRRRRR
Bort
A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.
Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
No, my son is also name Bort
Bort
A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.
"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."
Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."