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What is bolton?
a boltoner is a person that lives in bolton and thinks they are hard and 'tha shit', but really they are poor lowlife scum.
they try to act all cool but really they are just pathetic and shouldnt be allowed outside bolton/horwich area.
look at that tramp over there in the nike Tn Cap... he must be a boltoner!
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bolton - video
Bolton - what is it?
The Moustache equivalent of a dingleberry. Also Trump's National Security Advisor.
Trump: This Bolton is making me itchy. Itchy to start a nuclear war.
What does "bolton" mean?
To receive the power and blessing of the voice of the great Michael Bolton. It has the effect of making some things juicier and easing headaches.
This apple is bland.
Boltonize it.
Bolton - what does it mean?
With reference to the inherent tragedy of Michael Bolton's musical compositions. Used as a metaphor for everyday misfortune.
eg: 1
'I lost my job today...'
'Sorry to hear that, it's so Bolton.'
Bolton - meaning
A rich little town in Massivetwoshits only known for having 495, a rich people golf course, the fair that isn’t even in Bolton, and a mediocre regional high school.
Person One: “Hey I’m going to Bolton later wanna come?”
Person Two: “Given the fact I don’t want to shoot myself, no. I don’t want to.”
Bolton - definition
Banging a girl with her face in the mattress while saying Noice
Heard you went full Bolton on her last night
Me and the missus love the Bolton
Bolton - slang
Bolton-Upon-Dearne Commonly referred to as Bolton Is a small village in Rotherham where you can find grown men wearing trackies and Gio Goi. It sits between Barnsley Inbreds and Doncaster Chavs, However it is an ok place Bolton is home to a small crew named 'Bolton Bad Boys' BBB Is basically the chavs of Bolton all uniting to cause trouble and disrupt the neighbourhood. They generally hang out in St Andrews Square or The Mansion Park where their constant drinking and disruptive behaviour has led to police swarming the streets on a night. Other stereotypes such as emo & goth do attempt to live here but constantly find themselves being verbally abused and laughed at, making their life a living hell. Bolton has also inherrited the 'Thurnscoe And Goldthorpe Crew' who knows why they cant just stay in their own villages. However their are some good points, there are alot of bus stops so you can just escape and the chavs only come out after 5 o'clock I have a suspicion that they get burnt by the sun Sometimes it can actually be a generally nice place to live ; )
Chav 1 : Eyupp pal, are you coming to ar' Friday Night Piss Up
Chav 2 : Yeah mate, you goin' darn Bolton
Chav 1: Yeah pal, dunt wanna stay at top end so we'll just go and hang darn there for a while
Chav 2 : Oreyyt
Bolton
A city consisting of a large black population, large amounts of drug trade, and a high murder rate. Considered one of the worst places in New England.
What ever happened to Billy?" "He got moped out in Bolton, son of a bitch didn't know what hit him.
Bolton
A small place near manchester. A lot of places in it are 'rough' and it does have a lot of chavs. But it also has a lot of emos, skaters, goths, and a rather large amount of fakes. (girls who wear lots of fake tan and fake boobs ect, and guys who take steriods and sunbed too much.
There are lots of slags in bolton.
The men there are usualy slags too.
A lot of people in bolton still take bubble. wich is disgusting in itself.
You will se a lot of pregnant 13 year olds. and 12 year olds drinking cider on a park.
On the other hand you do get some really nice people in bolton. Its just the younger lot (16 -) that think theyre bad.
Atley bridge is meant to be the 'hard' part of bolton, but you get some complete idiots from there too.
Daubhill is mainly an asian community.
Farnworth is the worst for fake slags and horrible people. men who like to beat up girls. all stuck up. think theyre better than most. Just dont go there!
Great lever, despite its reputation. isnt bad. a lot of old people here.
Celebrities include . Peter Kay, Vernon Kay, Amir Khan. Laura white (x factor)
(source - i live in bolton)
eg 1.
girl 1: i wanna go clubbing, but were only 16?
girl 2: its okay, we can just go bolton, theyll let anyone in!
girl 1: but we have no money?
girl 2: we will just flash our womanly parts. im sure some pervy old men will buy us drinks!
eg 2.
guy 1: dude, i met this awesome girl online!
guy 2: wheres she from?
guy 1: farnworth. in bolton. shes gorgeous!
guy 2: eurgh, forget it, she will be a slut whos after your money, and totaly fake, if you removed all her makeup/estensions/push up bra, you wont be saying shes gorgeous! try a nice girl from bromley cross!
Bolton
Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.
The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.
It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.
The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"
Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".
Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".