Definder - what does the word mean?

What is blitzer?

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

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Blitzer - what is it?

An alcoholic drink composed of vodka, dr. pepper, vault soda, and red powerade. First created in Fort 6079.

Last night I got shit faced off shit blitzers

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What does "blitzer" mean?

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.

Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.

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Blitzer - what does it mean?

A Gay Sex act that involves circle jerking off to an older bearded liberal man whispering fake news then everyone cumming on his beard.

Tonight we are inviting over my professor to give us a "Wolf Blitzer"

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Blitzer - meaning

A CNN anchorman who hates black people. He recently trotted over to New Orleans and actually shot a handful of black people with a paintball gun as they were trying to wade through the water. Wolf Blitzer wears air force ones and tall tees as he is reporting and reportedly, he does not give a fuck and is in it for the paperstack. He has a huge knot and rides in a yacht claiming "fuck a boat that row"

Wolf Blitzer spit dro fire over the microphone.

Wolf Blitzer looked clean in his white tee in that last reporting.

Wolf Blitzer roll deep in the news van.

Wolf Blitzer loves black people.

Wolf Blitzer drinks hennessey in his yacht.

Oh my, did you see Wolf Blitzer reporting news the other day with a cup full of that "purple drank"? That liquid codeine had him fiendin to buck on some niggers at New Orleans.

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Blitzer - definition

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

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Blitzer - slang

A term used by the cool kids meaning awesome. It is often used to replace words such as awesome, cool, radical, on fleek, ect.l, but do not use it in English papers. It is informal.

You are looking so blitzer today.

That stunt Jimmy did was so blitzer.

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Blitzer

A person (male or female) who has the power to fuck anyone they want at any given time.

Klaus '' dude that girl is top totty ''
Wallace'' yeah a total blitzer, i'd slam it ''

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Blitzer

another name for a blunt

yo i cant wait to get home and smoke me a nice blitzer

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Blitzer

Something which has a bad effect on a person or thing.

That fight we had last night was a proper blitzer!

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