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What is birthday sex?
This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.
Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.
birthday sex - video
Birthday sex - what is it?
The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant
"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"
"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"
"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."
What does "birthday sex" mean?
When a person receives some fucky on there most special day
Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
Birthday sex - what does it mean?
the best birthday present. Usually involving 1 or more hookers.
My mom got me the birthday sex and I was satisfied. I always anticipate my birthdays in the future hoping for this present.
Birthday sex - meaning
its THAT shit. birthday presents riii ahhhh iiiii de OUT
Liz got dat birthday sex when midnight hit.
Birthday sex - definition
A Miller Lite, Bud Light, or other light beer served in a bottle with one sip replaced with a shot or half shot of vanilla flavored vodka (Svedka, Smirnoff, Stoli, etc.) Put your thumb on the top and gently flip the bottle over to mix. Tastes like cupcakes.
how'd you get so fucked up on just bud light?
i was actually drinking birthday sex.
Birthday sex - slang
its when you get some sucky or some fucky for your birthday, with no relationship needed
he got her poosy for his birthday, and theyre just friends
Birthday sex
having sex to celebrate your parents having sex
Guy:"do you want to have birthday sex?"
Girl:"you celebrating my parents having sex"
Birthday sex
the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday
baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.
what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex
Birthday sex
Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.
The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.
Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.