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What is birkenstocks?
Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.
Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.
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Birkenstocks - what is it?
A creepy hippy that stalks people.
A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
What does "birkenstocks" mean?
Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.
Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.
Birkenstocks - what does it mean?
Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.
"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"
Birkenstocks - meaning
Those ugly uncomfortable sandels that lesbians wear.
OMG becky she is a dyke because she paid $60 for those fugly ass birkenstocks
Birkenstocks - definition
Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.
Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.
Birkenstocks - slang
The ugliest shoes ever. Often worn by the great unwashed, college students, and people with ugly feet.
Ew, look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks! She needs to put on some nail polish and real shoes!
Birkenstocks
lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear
Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”
Birkenstocks
Lesbian Prada.
That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.
Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.
Birkenstocks
The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.