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What is birdfeed?
A man who chooses to spend all his time on the phone to his bird or social media feeds, even when in the company of friends.
Get off your fucking phone birdfeed!
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birdfeed - video
Birdfeed - what is it?
When a man ejaculates into a female's mouth, and then the female proceeds to pull trig, vomiting both her stomach bile and the man's semen back into the man's mouth.
Handsome Stud: "Yo dog I was piping this hooker last night and decided to finish things off with a nice little South Carolina Birdfeeder."
Stud's Friend: "No way dude I did the same thing last week to some random chick I met at a frat party."
What does "birdfeed" mean?
When you've done too much meth and your teeth fall out, so you have to get your partner to spit chewed food into your mouth. Also can be used as form of foreplay.
"Yeah girl, I ain't got no teeth so I need you to come over here and give me a Bolivian Birdfeeder, then we can get freaky."
Birdfeed - what does it mean?
a sex act like the the San Francisco birdfeeder except done with a close relative (sister or cousins for example)
I hope I can get an Alabama birdfeeder at the next family reunion.
Birdfeed - meaning
1. The act of paying absolutely nothing or close to nothing for the opposite sex when going out on dates, meeting at bars and going to strip clubs but still managing to have sexual intercourse the very same night.
2. The act of having the opposite sex buy everything including but not limited to; food, household appliances, video games, paying bills, etc. and all one offers in return is sex or minimal companionship.
Ten Rules of Birdfeeding:
10. Thou shall not taketh the bird or broad to the movies if it is not necessary.
9. If you do taketh someone to the movies. Thou shall not purchase food, drink, or any other products of consumption inside.
8. Thou shall not taketh the feedee out to eat unless it is at the BK lounge, the golden arches, or any other place of dining with no items on the menu costing over $7.00.
7. Thou shall not taketh the feedee home to meet moms or bring anything from moms to the bird or broad.
6. Thou shall not spend numerous hours with the feedee and consider it bird feeding. (TIME IS MONEY)
5. Thou shall not cater to friends and family of the feedee under any circumstances.
4. Thou shall not bird feed those who shouldn’t be bird fed. (Spouse)
3. Thou shall not bird feed unless the feeding results in prosperity for the feeder. i.e. (get or getting anything of value x10 for time spent.)
2. Thou shall not be bird fed if you consider yourself a bird feeder.
1. Thou shall not claim bird feeding if they have broken any of these commandments
"I've been birdfeeding Alice since our first date. She paid for the dinner, movie, and gas and all I had to do was have sex with her."
"This chick bought me an xbox and a microwave...her birthday was last week and I just gave her dick."
"I've been having sex with this broad every night for the past two weeks and all I've bought for her is a chocolate milk from the gas station...which i drank on the way to her house."
Birdfeed - definition
Someone who sells weed. This term is used in association with birdfood. Created by Alex Martin, Jordan Livingston, and Jordan Jansco.
Yo, call up the birdfeeder.
Birdfeed - slang
The act of spitting a shot of alcohol into the mouth of another.
"I pulled a 5 in circle of death, so now I have to take a Birdfeeder."
Birdfeed
The act of a woman feeding a man his own cum from her mouth.
"Dude, I jizzed in tracy's mouth yesterday and she fed it to me via mouth. Birdfeeding is amazing!"
Birdfeed
When a woman is on her back and the man is face fucking her whilst she is begging for it, like it's food and she's starving (much like a mother bird feeds her chicks). The man proceeds to tease the woman by pulling it out and letting her get some nibbles.
Oh shit Charlie was giving some girl the birdfeeder again last night. She was hungry too!
Birdfeed
It's when a guy is fucking a girl and when he has to cum and nuts on her stomach then slurps it up then gives her a french kiss.
I bird fed your mom last night.birdfeed