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What is the golden arches?

When you and your homie lay down head to head and piss into each other mouths, thus creating the Golden Arches.

Man 1: Billy said him and is homie we’re doing Golden Arches last night, he’s almost able to swallow it all in one go.
Man 2: Pft, I’m able to swallow more than him, and he’s supposed to be the ‘big mouthed’ one.

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The golden arches - what is it?

verb-to golden arch

noun
A sex act where a woman kneels between two men, and the two men proceed to pee simultaneously in the air into the woman's mouth. The men should aim to make the piss parabolas as large and uniform as possible, thus creating a golden arch.

This bitch wanted a golden shower, so me and my bro took her through the drive-thru and gave her the golden arches.

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What does "the golden arches" mean?

1. The global fast food chain that also has tremendous property holdings.
2. A pun on them - their fries when eaten in significant quantities make your shit turn gold - so your ass turns into the golden arches when they are on the way out
3. In sex - when two people urinate on one person

1. "I just smoked a huge joint, time to go to the Golden Arches"
2. "Man, after the bar I went to the Golden Arches and the next day I had to deal with the Golden Arches."
3. "..."

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The golden arches - what does it mean?

A variation of the golden shower. Specifically, when two men pee on another person from opposite sides, tracing golden arches in the air. Also possible for 2 women to accomplish, with some preparation.

Hans and Fritz gave me ze golden arches last night, und I had to towel off afterwards.

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The golden arches - meaning

The woman lies on her back, you hold up her feet and begin thrusting your penis between the arches of her feet. When the timing feels right you lean back and urinate on her face.

I took Jessica out to breakfast after giving her the Golden Arches last night.

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The golden arches - definition

Mc Donalds

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches

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The golden arches - slang

Right before you are about to fuck your girl you stand back about 10 feet and unleash the mother of all golden showers resembling the famous McDonald's golden arches.

I drenched my girlfriend with The Golden Arch.

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The golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

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The golden arches

Used to describe a superlative pair of female feet, with arches perfect for giving footjobs.

My dreams of getting a footjob from Kristiana's golden arches finally came true.

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The golden arches

mcdonalds;mickey d's

i had lunch under the golden arches today

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