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What is batten?
Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.
Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.
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Batten - what is it?
Someone who gets touched on the penis by his father
Did you get daniel batten last night?
What does "batten" mean?
A rare fatal autosomal recessive neurodegenerative disorder that begins in childhood, it is caused by mutation of the CLN3 gene.
Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.
Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.
It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.
The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Person 1: My son was just diagnosed with Batten Disease, the doctors say he has 5-7 years left and his condition will rapidly deteriorate.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
Batten - what does it mean?
In the dark ages of man, there was nothing but chaos. Kingdoms were split and war raged across the lands. There was one thing the world agreed on though. Aiden’s a fucking nonce.
That one of Aiden Batten’s girlfriends? 12’s a bit old for that fucking nonce
Batten - meaning
a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm
b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States
Batten - definition
A better looking artist than Ralph Harris!!!
Look at that Neil Buchanan, he's a right fucking Ade Batten!!
Batten - slang
The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."
Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god
Batten
To use a blanket in place of a scarf
I didn’t have scarves this morning so I had to batten the jop
Batten
When somebody steals a moth he is a Snake Batten.
My friend Ben Curtis had this girl but then Snake Batten snaked her.
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The Best teacher you could ever have. Always there for you when you need him, and even though he is always ready to make a joke at your expense, he always has your back.
Batten: Adam Smith! (Does Jazz Hands)