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What is Jazz Hands?
the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....
Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
Jazz Hands - video
Jazz Hands - what is it?
Ejaculating into your hand after realizing you have no toilet paper.
"oh dear, no toilet paper......urgh, jazz hands it is then"
What does "Jazz Hands" mean?
It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.
I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.
Jazz Hands - what does it mean?
The act of waving one's hands in the air in an eratic manner in response to an emotional song or situation. Similar to spirit fingers except that the entire hand and, ocaisionally, the arms, are utilized.
While listening to the Journey power ballad "Faithfully" John broke out the jazz hands.
Jazz Hands - meaning
"Oh, great. Another meeting with my crummy boss in an hour." # jazz hands
Jazz Hands - definition
A cabaret-style dance move, popularized by the musical "Fosse". Now used, usually ironically, to express excitement, glee, razzle dazzle, etc.
The move is performed by tilting the head slightly, shimmering the hands with fingers splayed either side of the face and crying "Jazz hands!" with an enthusiastic smile. Think Jack from Will and Grace.
Also *JAZZ HANDS!!!* used as an expressive punctuation on blogs and bulletin boards.
I'm all for guys getting in touch with their emotions but he's just too jazz hands for me.
Jazz Hands - slang
A type of Jedi mind trick used by sharp suited, quick witted sales people to sell a product or service by diverting the client from the point or issue they want to address to the point they want to them to focus on.
the client was focused on the price of the solution, but he/she gave them the old Jazz Hands and got them to agree the price was insignificant compared to the overall value the solution was going to deliver.
Jazz Hands
When a girl puts her hands up to cover her face from the money shot!
Dude, You know Sally, She had some jazz hands last night, if you know what I mean.
Jazz Hands
jazz hands are when you do not shave your pubic hair and it comes out of the sides of your panties #peakockthongs
I went down on her last night and her jazz hands came out
Jazz Hands
When a persons hands shake uncontrolably from alcohol withdrawl.
Man, Just thinking about an ice cold beer right now is giving me a mean case of Jazz Hands!