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What is bacon strips?
The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.
While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.
After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.
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Bacon strips - what is it?
noun
1 - a long narrow region of hair seated above the mons pubis, usually shaped with waxing, shaving, or tweezing
Synonyms : bikini wax, weasel frosting
(Etymology : bacon : Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin; strip : Middle English, perhaps from Middle Low German strippe strap)
"Jerri, your bacon strip is sizzling!"
What does "bacon strips" mean?
A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.
Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.
Bacon strips - what does it mean?
A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.
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Bacon strips - meaning
Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.
My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
Bacon strips - definition
In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.
#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
Bacon strips - slang
smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs
ill have some bacon strips and eggs
Bacon strips
The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.
"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"
Bacon strips
Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.
Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.
Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.
Bacon strips
Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.
Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?