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What is Smart?

A person who will write their own Urban Dictionary definitions to win arguments.

ooooo look at Mitch! He's so smart!!!

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Smart - what is it?

The exact opposite of me

"Jerry is not smart"

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What does "Smart" mean?

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu

Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."

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Smart - what does it mean?

You're not smart before you realise that you are stupid.

Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!

Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!

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Smart - meaning

The opposite of a dumbass.

Wow you are smart.

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Smart - definition

This is probably not what you are if you had to come to urban dictionary to look this word up.

Urban Dictionary Edgy Kid: Eye ham barry sem art.
Me: Whatever you say, smartypants

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Smart - slang

Smelly mouth and rotten teeth

Nathan is very smart

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Smart

British terminology for "well dressed"

he two of them looked smart with their new shoes and clothes

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Smart

Smart: a person who looks past superficiality as means of purpose; one who makes sound judgment, uses distinct affective words to express themselves, and knows when to keep Fuc*in quiet!

When the time came to talk to the guy she had a crush on, she was smart with her tactics and thoroughly occupied his attention.

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Smart

1- To have proper spelling
2- To know what's good for you, whether you do it or not
3- To do what's best
4- To look at both issues
5- To admit your mistakes
6- To not overdo it
7- To not need to be told every little detail
8- To wonder constantly
9- To understand
10- To be weird
11- To think for yourself
12- The exact opposite of Poodle
13- To not suck up
14- To have a good sense of humor
15- To not pretend to be something you're not
16- To let he idiots embarass themselves
17- To question everything

Smart is...Uncommon around here.

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