Definder - what does the word mean?

What is avon?

An acronym for Anal, Vaginal, Oral and Nasal. Can be in any order.

Bro 1: Hey man so was that girl you hooked up with last night a freak?
Bro 2: Oh yeah, we did full blown AVON.

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Avon - what is it?

A river that runs through Christchurch, New Zealand. In New Zealand it is considered a national joke, as the Avon River is a common dumping ground for dead bodies, especially prostitutes, which can be found on Manchester Street, near the bridge that crosses the Avon River.

As used recently in the Roast of Mike King: "...a man who's career is deader than a hooker floating down the Avon."

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What does "avon" mean?

Avon is a boy who is most likely short black and has a massive cock.

"Avon has a massive cock"

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Avon - what does it mean?

Misconceived as one of the richer towns in Connecticut. It's not. It's only number 12 or something. It's an alright place to grow up - but most people plan on getting out as soon as possible.

Avon is a town just like yours - it's no big deal.

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Avon - meaning

1) River in England - Shakespeare's birthplace, Stratford-upon-Avon, is on the banks of this river.

2)Door-to-door cosmetics firm.

3) US-based paperback book publisher

4) The amoral antihero of the last two seasons of the British TV series Blake's 7, who became the main character when Blake was written out at the end of season 2.

2) Ding-dong, "Avon calling!"

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Avon - definition

Preptown, USA. Don't come to Avon, there's nothing here but preps and strip-malls.

Kid 1: Where do you live?
Kid 2: Avon
Kid 1: Oh, I'm sorry.

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Avon - slang

something your dad sells

"your dad keeps on knocking on my door trying to sell me avon, can you tell him to leave me alone?"

"seriously, it's getting really annoying now. please can you tell him that under no circumstances do i want to buy avon from him"

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Avon

Avon is a moisturizing company that is mainly used by specky twats. but it is most commonly found and sold by nonces at playgrounds or children hospitals. yer da sells avon to lil kids you speccy cunt and i garuntee succy mcfucky mcflurry fireants babybell

yer da sells avon

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Avon

a brand of cosmetics, exfoliating lotions and beauty care stuff, that mexican ladies go around selling to their relatives friends, and strangers. its an alright brand , its eyeliners are prety okay , for 2 dollars, and most lotions have a nice smell people will remember you by.

my mom, aunt, cousin, neighbor and sister sell avon.

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Avon

something yer da sells

yer da sells avon

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