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What is Christchurch?A whole load of hot blonde guys that think they own the world because the only reason they are rich is because the money got handed down in family’s. So their parents don’t work neither will they. All they do is ask girls for nudes and try act horny just to fuck girls over. Or even cheat on the girl their with just to get another girls nude. Christ church ligma Hi I’m a Christchurch grammar school boy i never have to work daddy gives me anything like my yacht. Christchurch - meme gifChristchurch - videoChristchurch - what is it?"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT. I went to Christchurch Adventure Park in the weekend, couldn't feel my hands now. What does "Christchurch" mean?Christchurch Grammar School, also known as Ricechurch, is a school in Perth where as soon as you enter the front gates, you play a small game called "Spot the Australian". They also perform extremely well in swimming events with other schools due to most of the Christchurch population having to swim to get to Australia in the first place. Hey, did you hear about the kid who set the new record in the swimming carnival? Must be a Christchurch Grammar School kid. Christchurch - what does it mean?A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male. Q- Do you even lift bro? Christchurch - meaningwhere you got to worship Jesus Since you like Jesus, I'll probably see you at Christchurch. Christchurch - definitionThe largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn. Sarah: I enjoy wanking you. Christchurch - slangA town on the English south coast not to be mistaken for Christchurch New Zealand, it's main attraction is the sewage works that make the whole area smell like your grandad. It has the largest number of old people in the UK meaning there is no lack of war stories but a massive demand for adult diapers. Popular sports there is bingo, holding up traffic and getting to the shop without having a fall. The council decided it was cheaper to use Hurst's instead of busses because it saves on petrol. Instead if road signs they use grave stones because the cemetery ran out of space. Hey Doris let's go to Christchurch for our holiday ChristchurchChristchurch is a term that is exclaimed when someone finds themselves in a situation where the shouting of Christ or Jesus Christ would generally be warranted. The term is said to have been created in southern Ontario (Canada) when a young chap hurt himself in the presence of devout churchgoers and wanted to yell Christ. As it is blasphemous to use the Lord's name in vain, the inventor - who was well read in Oceanic geography - quickly added church to the end of his exclamation. John: (Stand up in a low ceiling basement and hit his head) 'A christchurch!' ChristchurchA city in New Zealand that experiences many earthquakes. Dude 1: Hey you wanna go to Christchurch? ChristchurchA city of around 400,000 people who jump into doorways and under tables on a regular basis. Toilets are often holes in the ground, and portable toilets are present on many streets. Sometimes one can see crap swimming down rivers to the sea. This is because so many of its residents shit themselves every time there is another earthquake. There is no central city any more - it all fell down. Brick chimneys and unreinforced brick walls are to be avoided. So are tall buildings, hills and cliff faces. February 22 2011 was the shakiest day yet. Christchurch: The City that Rocks |
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