What is astronut?

When a guy gets a blowjob in zero gravity and nuts into the air, the girl must then try to catch the cum in her mouth and swallow, this is called the astronut.

Neil Armstrong: I gave Sally Reid a nice astronut on our last mission.

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Astronut - what is it?

The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.

I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.

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What does "astronut" mean?

Semen that is suspended in zero-gravity in space.

After a long mission on mars, Greg and Christina decided to get in on.Afterwords, they spent their time dodging the astronut that Greg had created.

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Astronut - what does it mean?

the act of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged; not sane; not of sound mind.
A person that either temporarily or completely turns to utterly senseless behavior, such as an adult dressing in diapers and driving non-stop more than 900 miles to attack a lover's companion who was a victim of an imaginary love triangle.

Wow Scotty, when that lady talking on her cell phone and swerving all over the road cut Kenny off, he went absolutely astronuts! He followed her to the next town(disregarding the fact that he had to be at work), jumped out of his car, slammed his door and went off on a raging rant on her.

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