What is Neil Armstrong?

A shitty ass middle school that has confusing hallways and a generally bad staff with the exception of a few teachers. It's the home of bad, pointless rules and the infamous buddy room. Kids here do stupid shit here like try to get high off cough medicine. Considered by many to be the worst two years of their life.

Kid 1: Dude do you remember that one time at Neil Armstrong Middle School?

Kid 2: I hated that school! DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT!

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Neil Armstrong - video

Neil Armstrong - what is it?

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin

The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world

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What does "Neil Armstrong" mean?

When someone steps on your freshly groomed and smoothed ski or snowboard drop-in run and makes a huge imprint which looks like the notorious shot of Neil Armstrong's footprint on the moon. The similarities are uncanny!

You have just finished smoothing out the drop-in line for snowboarding a handrail and then your buddy walks straight across the freshly smoothed run-in, making a huge impression of his boot smack in the middle of the run-in. At that point you shout "you just Neil Armstronged the drop in line bro!"

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Neil Armstrong - what does it mean?

Was the first human that ever has been on the moon, in 1969. He is still alive

Someday, I'll be as great as Neil Armstrong.

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Neil Armstrong - meaning

the act of a man marrying an ugly chick. ie. one small step for man, one giant step (bullet) for mankind

Taking a bullet for mankind by marrying an ugly chick. doing a Neil Armstrong

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Neil Armstrong - definition

The Neil Armstrong is when you fart into a trash bag and put it over someones head like a space suit. Also refered to as the Buzz Aldrin in some areas