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What is asthmatic?

β€˜Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement

Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber

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Asthmatic - what is it?

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

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What does "asthmatic" mean?

I label for people with Asthma meant to give false pride to that particular subgroup.

The blue team picked the Asthmatic American last for the basketball game.

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Asthmatic - what does it mean?

when you are eating a girl out, and you bite off some of her pubic hair then you proceed to make out with her, making her swallow her own pubes.

brittany... i can't run track today yesterday robert gave me an asthmatic chipmunk and now i can hardley breath.

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Asthmatic - meaning

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.

Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!

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Asthmatic - definition

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

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Asthmatic - slang

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

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Asthmatic

Breathtaking

Bradley cooper's body is so asthmatic.

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Asthmatic

One whom acquires asthma.

She is asthmatic. she has asthma.

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