|
|
What is asthma?
A condition that can exist any and everywhere therefore it’s the best excuse ever; you can literally use this shit for any and everything
“Dude what’s that on your neck and why are you limping”
-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-
“Oh I got asthma in my knees”
“Sounds legit”
asthma - meme gif
asthma - video
Asthma - what is it?
Imagine life except breathing is not an option.
Imagine life except when ever you dare try to run your lungs just say ‘aight Ima head out’.
Imagine life except you have to carry this little blue, green, purple or orange tube around that could potentially save your life at any moment.
Imagine life except whenever you’re on a school trip or in sport class you’re constantly grilled about having your medication.
Imagine life except you’re repeatedly called lazy for physically not been able to take another step.
There are a whole bunch of serious definitions here so go check those out, anyways, gotta go grab my inhaler for I have randomly started choking ✨✨
Guy 1: You good there buddy?
Asthmatic: -uncontrollable wheezing-
Guy 2: CATCH ME!
Asthmatic: -deep breath- just let me.. -breath- catch my.. -crackly breath- breath..
Asthmatic: -loud panting- could you please get my ventolin?
Guy 3: Is it this blue thingy?
Asthmatic: -pumping sound followed by an inhale- yes thankyou.
Teacher: Asthmatic’s name do you have your inhaler?
Asthmatic: No sorry I left it at home.
Teacher: Pink slip.
Asthmatic: BRUH.
Guy 4: Gosh, is it that hard to keep going? Stop been lazy.
Asthmatic: Sorry, is my inability to properly breathe right now of no concern to you? I have asthma dumbass.
What does "asthma" mean?
A candition in which it is nearly impossible to breath. When you get a simple cough you have a 96% chance of actually dieing. It’s not fun
Consider your self very lucky if you don’t have asthma
Asthma - what does it mean?
Because out of all the things that you could be bad at, you suck at breathing
A: Dude you suck at breathing
B: Yeah I've got asthma.
Asthma - meaning
I have bad asthma
Sometimes you cough so bad your chest starts to hurt
Asthma - definition
A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. Commonly found in nerds, fat kids, albinos. An asthma episode may be cured by a handy dandy lifesaver...the inhaler.
Asthma Geek: "Dude don't make me laugh, I forgot my inhaler."
Asthma Geek's mean friend: "I don't care, it's funny to watch you squirm when youre close to death."
Asthma - slang
A condition that prevents a man from doing something unless he has permission from his wife or girlfriend. Everytime they're invited to do something they respond "I gotta asthma girl" or "I gotta asthma (ask my) wife"
Guy A: Where's John
Guy B: Man, you know he can't go nowhere. That fool got asthma.
Asthma
Seriously help, I'm having an asthma attack.
Asthma
Asthma is a serious disease found in many people, fat or thin, nerdy or cool - some of the top atheletes in the world suffer asthma and take medication before they participate in their atheletic events.
Suffered by millions in the world, asthma is a chronical disease to the respiratory system and can be triggered by almost anything: cold air, allergens, cold food, and/or certain enviroments.
Treating asthma can vary from a simple inhaler medication (ASMOL Inhaler), a flixotide inhaler (is a preventer, and helps prevent serious asthma attacks), liquid asmol misted by a nebuliser (comes in larger doses) many other types of anti-biotics and the immune steroid, Prednislone, and Prednisolone.
Prednislone is an immune steroid, which effects a vast area of the immune system, you could almost say all of it.
Prednislone is severely dangerous if mis-used and can kill you.
Patients who take prednislone for longer than 7 days must slowly reduce the dose untill they have weeded their body off the drug, it replaces the bodies natural steroids and with the source of these steroids instantly dropping, your body would stop functioning correctly, possibly causing many life-threatening diseases.
Side effects of the drug include:
---Major
• depression, mania, or other psychiatric symptoms
• unusual fatigue or weakness
• blurred vision
• abdominal pain
• peptic ulcer
• infections
• painful hips or shoulders
• osteoporosis
• acne breakouts
• insomnia
• reduced libido
---Minor
• weight gain
• Stretch Mark
• facial swelling
• nervousness
• acne
• rash
• increased appetite
• hyperactivity
(thanks to wikipedia for the side effects)
Son: Mom, I think I'm getting asthma.
Mom: We need to take you to a doctor straight way. He'll give you a prescription for flixotide and some ventolin nebules.
Son: Thanks mum.
Asthma
A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. If you have asthma then there is a pretty good chance that you are allergic to something.Asthma is something to be taken serouisly. A common steriotype is that asthma is found in only fat kids and nerds. If someone has an asthma attack, then they will probably use something called an inhaler or a "puffer". If you have it bad enough, it may be fatal. It may heal over time and it may devlope over time too.
See: weezing
Girl: Wanna play soccer?
girl 2: Sorry, i'm going out to get a new inhaler. Can I play after?
Girl: You have asthma?
Girl 2: Obvy...