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What is assquake?When your ass is so fat, you cause an earthquake when you sit down. Megan caused an assquake when she sat down at lunch. assquake - meme gifassquake - videoAssquake - what is it?When you get a notification on your phone while on FaceTime, and the other person on the screen can feel the vibration through the phone. Damn Sarah! That was a huge assquake! What does "assquake" mean?a a fat woman who farts and causes natural disasters "damn you just made an assquake" Assquake - what does it mean?a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake. if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck. Assquake - meaningThe act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury. "Oh my god we're under attack!" Assquake - definitionThe result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. Rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. Most recent account of an 'assquake" dates to Junes 24, 2012. JeneQua Jones III "stripper name - Seductive J" was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident. Guy: "dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night." |
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