Definder - what does the word mean?

What is asser?

Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.

"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"

"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".

"Joe, you're such a half-asser".

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Asser - what is it?

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

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What does "asser" mean?

Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could

I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'

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Asser - what does it mean?

A seriously shallow person (usually female)

Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers

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Asser - meaning

A person (typically promiscuous) who has a proclivity for anal intercourse

She is a definitely an asser

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Asser - definition

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

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Asser - slang

when ur really bad at something

ur ass
"ur asser"

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Asser

a German word that means you stupi dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest asser."

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Asser

Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.

Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.

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Asser

a German word that means you stupid dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest assers."

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