Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ass ninjas?

An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.

Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.

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ass ninjas - video


Ass ninjas - what is it?

a rather crazy assed ninja, such as yoda, or chuck norris (also note chuck norris kills most failed crazy assed ninjas)

Daaaaaaym chuck norris is one CRAZY ass ninja

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What does "ass ninjas" mean?

a sensitive asian guy, an asian guy who likes birds

Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.

Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.

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Ass ninjas - what does it mean?

gay guy who likes anal

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Ass ninjas - meaning

a practitioner of the ancient art of ninjitsu, who happens to enjoy smoking the occasional wiener.

The guy that lives accross the hall from me is an ass ninja

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Ass ninjas - definition

A ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks ass. They aim straight for the buttocks and pummel mercilessly. See also: 'munkfuck

"Man, we got so raped by those ass-ninjas!"

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Ass ninjas - slang

An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.

Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.

Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!

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Ass ninjas

A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.

"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."

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Ass ninjas

ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.

'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'

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Ass ninjas

One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.

Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.

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