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What is Easter Bunny?
A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.
I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.
Easter Bunny - video
Easter Bunny - what is it?
A used automobile from the eastern provinces or states, where humidity and excessive salt combine to cause premature rust.
I searched for a used car in Alberta, but most of the lots were full of Easter Bunnies. An Easter Bunny is usually easy to identify by the corroded aluminum surfaces under the hood, especially on the radiator and engine. I guess since used cars are worth so little out east, they ship them here and get a good price from unsuspecting or naive buyers.
What does "Easter Bunny" mean?
A common depiction of Jesus Christ's fursona
I wanna fuck the Easter bunny
Easter Bunny - what does it mean?
Refers to a vehicle originating in eastern Canadian provinces. Typically exhibiting symptoms of accelerated corrosion due to roads salts used during winter months. Easter Bunny's are ones to avoid or at least pay less for.
Whoa, look at all the rust on this car, it must be an Easter Bunny eh!?
Easter Bunny - meaning
A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.
regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.
Easter Bunny - definition
An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
Easter Bunny - slang
Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.
"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"
Easter Bunny
A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.
Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.
Easter Bunny
A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!