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What is ass monkey?A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair. "Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever." ass monkey - videoAss monkey - what is it?a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches Him a ass monkey when it come to women. What does "ass monkey" mean?A primate trained in the subtle art of ass pleasuring ahh ass monkey... (rhetorical) Ass monkey - what does it mean?Dick is a real ass monkey! Ass monkey - meaning1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy 1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah. Ass monkey - definitionSmall monkey like creatures the size of leprichauns who crawl around your ass while your asleep. ass monkeys usually wedgie guys in tighty whites or chicks wearing g's or thongs. As monkers are also the reason lint appears in your ass. If you capture an ass monkey it will play poker with you. *Chick* I got such a wedgie last night Ass monkey - slangSomeone who constantly follows someone else around and agrees with everything they say and do. "hey, should we invite Ben around tonight?" Ass monkeyn. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up statistics and quotes from authorities on the subject so they look correct n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism. Ass monkeyA person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence. At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early. Ass monkeyAn awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions. Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner. |
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