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What is ass cream?
A clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local Walmart This is used when your ass is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. It helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a massive shit that ripped your asshole.
In order to use this cream please follow the directions below:
1. Open the lid (assuming you have all ready have the cream in hand)
2. Use your index and middle to scoop up the cream
3. Spread dem ass cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more)
4. Using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your asshole and the parts around it. Be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarrassing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there.
5. Close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty fuck.
"hey jessie you got any of that ass cream you carry around?"
"yeah i have it with me right now here"
"thanks its drier than a desert ever since we got here im gonna go butter up my pooper now"
"ok you go do that ill wait right here"
ass cream - video
Ass cream - what is it?
also called preperation h 2.a dumb ass prep
britney is a ass crem/whipe
2.i use ass cream its good on the hole
What does "ass cream" mean?
The shit that looks like lotion when it slides out of your asshole. It's delicious :D
When i took a shit last night it looked liked ass cream, so I put it in a basket and made some urine all over it and then shoved a dildo up my own ass. It was dank.
Ass cream - what does it mean?
trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.
Ass cream - meaning
When their is cum/seamen in your bum.
Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how
Ass cream - definition
Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"
The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.
Ass cream - slang
Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type
Yall pass da ass cream?
Ass cream
medicine for hemorroids
I went through 16 tubes of ass cream
Ass cream
/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!
Ass cream
cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.
Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.
Guy 2: Nice.