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What is Ass Cream?
When their is cum/seamen in your bum.
Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how
Ass Cream - video
Ass Cream - what is it?
Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"
The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.
What does "Ass Cream" mean?
Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type
Yall pass da ass cream?
Ass Cream - what does it mean?
medicine for hemorroids
I went through 16 tubes of ass cream
Ass Cream - meaning
A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.
"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."
Ass Cream - definition
To defeat someone
My friend Cameron is being annoying, he's going to get his ass creamed.
Ass Cream - slang
/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!
Ass Cream
cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.
Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.
Guy 2: Nice.
Ass Cream
When someone cums inside of an asshole and it seeps out, resembling cream.
My girlfriend had some mad ass cream after the third anal of the week.
Ass Cream
A clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local Walmart This is used when your ass is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. It helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a massive shit that ripped your asshole.
In order to use this cream please follow the directions below:
1. Open the lid (assuming you have all ready have the cream in hand)
2. Use your index and middle to scoop up the cream
3. Spread dem ass cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more)
4. Using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your asshole and the parts around it. Be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarrassing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there.
5. Close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty fuck.
"hey jessie you got any of that ass cream you carry around?"
"yeah i have it with me right now here"
"thanks its drier than a desert ever since we got here im gonna go butter up my pooper now"
"ok you go do that ill wait right here"