Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ascended?

To have cumshotty eyes, or transform to a Super Saiyan Ascended in Dragon Ball Z. In any other case, your eyes turn cummy, mouth opens, head shakes & you are getting the best head of your life.

Johnny ASCENDED when she blew him up.

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Ascended - what is it?

The Core Ascendency Group (CAG), a national organization in the United States founded in 2003 by student philosophers. Works to support the collective endeavors of members, conduct projects, and practice the life-application doctrine that it develops.

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What does "ascended" mean?

When you are being sent into a warped reality through intense measures; ultimately ascending.

Sonny: "ASCENDERRRRR!!!"
Henry: "ASCENDERRR!!!"

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Ascended - what does it mean?

You all will ASCEND one day!

Not a cult leader: you all will ASCEND someday!

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Ascended - meaning

Ascendicate comes from the band "The Ascendicate" The Ascendicate is a Christian metalcore band. To ascend is to rise(like Jesus) and icate is often used on ends of words to act as followers. Put them together, Ascendicate. It means the followers that rise.

All those people are Ascendicates!

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Ascended - definition

To reach a higher level characterized by complete independence from everything

"We were surprised when Chris Kortbaoui ascended to a higher level and ace'd the physics test, broke the 3 minute mile record, and defeated the dragon in Wow."

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Ascended - slang

The #1 Discord Selfbot, 140+ commands included

Wow, Ascend is such a good selfbot, way better than Asari or Nighty

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Ascended

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.

Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"

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Ascended

On your way to being high. When drinking, we go from sober > Buzzed > Drunk
but for weed its what? Sober > ? > High? Not anymore! Sober > Ascension(ing) > High!

"Bro, how you feeling?"
"Man, I'm starting to feel good, I think I've ascended."

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Ascended

The state or mindset of being intellectually, spiritually and emotionally risen above yourself and any toxic, descended peers

I believe in helping other people. I've quit porn, got a new healthier diet, I'm going for a run everyday, I'm taking every oppurtunity to broaden my horizons, meet new people and expand my mind. I am past wasting my time on foolish actions. I am my own master. I can conquer anything I want to. I am smart and the world is what I make of it. I am ascended

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