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What is CAG?
Crazy Asian Girl Syndrome (CAGS) is a common change in the state of mind of an Americanized Asian girl between the ages of 18-24 while in a relationship. Although CAGS usually sets in at about the fourth month of a healthy relationship, it can occur anywhere from two weeks to eight months. Usually, the onset of CAGS will lead to the inevitable end of an otherwise, happy and healthy, relationship.
Symptoms
Early signs of CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary lies
Increased appetite
Full-blown CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including:
Crying
Unnecessary yelling
Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males
Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner
Hypocrisy
Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies
Reduced libido towards partner
Causes: Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor
Dude, that white girls asian girlfriend has some serious CAGS
Yep
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CAG - video
CAG - what is it?
A fusion of two widely used verbs in the english and spanish language. Orginally from the verbs "Fucked!" and "Cago!" in english and spanish, respectively. It originated in Miami, more specificly in the Hialeah and Miami Lakes areas of Dade County.
English: "Man You fucked up!!"
Spanish: "Men la cago!!"
Dade County: "Bro you Cagged it!"
What does "CAG" mean?
Noun: any fortunate event or achievement that is a result of luck.
Verb: To achieve something good or end up in some good circumstance by sheer luck.
The term has its origins in the Spanish verb "cagar" which means "to take a crap, to shit, to defacate".
In English, when something lucky happens or is accomplished, one might say that it was "pulled out of (a person's) ass". The idea is the same with "cag".
He made that shot from halfcourt and won the game. What a cag!
You didn't study and still managed to get an A on the test. You cagged out.
CAG - what does it mean?
A term used in the Southern vernacular denoting the act of one individual inducing the trip and fall of another in an attempt to bring physical, mental, and/or emotional anguish. To properly “shoot the cag”, one looms in on his victim from behind and when the victim’s trailing foot is in forward motion (taking its next step) the person administering the cag uses his foot to kick the victim’s moving foot into the back of the planted leg, causing a self-tripping effect. Results are most effective when running is involved.
Man, I caught Antwon running through the hall today, and I shot that cag on him! I swear that fool flew 50 ft. and busted his ass!
Antwon: Yeah, he cagged me up good..
CAG - meaning
A fusion of two widely used verbs in the english and spanish language. Orginally from the verbs "Fucked!" and "Cago!" in english and spanish, respectively. It originated in Miami, specificly in the Hialeah and Miami Lakes areas of Dade County.
It means "to Fuck up" or " to Fuck it up"....
English: "Man You fu**ed up!!"
Spanish: "Men la cago!!"
Dade County: "Bro you Cagged it!"
CAG - definition
Acronym for www.CheapAssGamer.com, a website that features discussion and listings on cheap video games. The CAG acronym can be used to describe a user or the website itself.
Did you see that great deal on CAG today?
The CAGs have bought up all the $5 games.
CAG - slang
Most likely the best trio in the world because they are intelligent, beautiful, athletic and potatoes (which are by far the best living organism in the universe). They are the founders of CAGABAW, the best magazine with totally true information, and also Potat-O's which is the best cereal ever.
Person 1: Wow, look it's CAG, they're like the coolest trio at our school
Person 2: I know! I wish I was as cool as them.
CAG
Combat Applications Group. The Officially used acronym for the Army's elite Counterterrorist unit popularly known as Delta Force.
I looked at his report, and even though it doesnt mention it, you can tell CAG was involved in the op.
CAG
The Commander, Air Group (more commonly known as the CAG) is the senior pilot aboard a battlestar and is responsible for all flight operations by its Air Wing. The rank normally held by the CAG is Captain or Major.
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: You're the CAG, act like one.
Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama: What does that mean?
Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: It means that you're still acting like everyone's best friend. We're not friends. You're the CAG! "Be careful out there?" Our job isn't to be careful, it's to shoot fracking Cylons out of the sky! "Good Hunting" is what you say. And one of your idiot pilots is acting like a child and refusing to take her pills. So she either says "Yes, sir" and obeys a direct order, or you smack her in the mouth and drag her sorry ass to sickbay and you make her take those pills!
CAG
Abbreviation of Combat Applications Group, also known as Delta Force. Lego Milsimmers use it to interact with each other, and implies that something, or someone is cool or amazing.
Dude, that’s so CAG!
CAG as fuck!
sucking your homies dick is CAG
CAG-15 is so CAG