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What is Ascension?To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself "Help we're being overrun by zombies!" Ascension - meme gifAscension - videoAscension - what is it?Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your childโs life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went โhealthyโ which Iโm sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonaldโs. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldnโt be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you. โIโd rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension Schoolโ What does "Ascension" mean?wonderful place fun of magical trolls and old men live in the tRrees. and all the inhabitants love each other and never want to leave Ascension - what does it mean?When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension. Ascension - meaningA super gay school located in burlington ontario. its super ghetto and is found on top of a duct-tape factory. The teachers are extremely shitty and nobody will be a supply teacher for the big kids. If you are planning on sending your kiddos to Ascension they will most likely learn to be a slut and have no good teachers ever. "Lol, you sent your kids to Ascension?" Ascension - definitionUsed to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension " Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? " Ascension - slang(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade. Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started. AscensionWhen you feel like you are about to shit yourself or lose your shit, but neither is happening. You are about to become god. โDamn after that tab you gave me last night, I felt like I was gonna shit the bed, but I experienced ascension into the 7th dimension and moon walked through the 12 dimensions of funk. Iโm omniscient and shit nigga.โ AscensionA legend at Travian. He doesn't take anyones shit and many people respect and hate him at the same time. The haters are just jealous because they can not be him. Ascension has a massive army AscensionThe first DLC installment in Call of Duty Black Ops. The main four characters arrive at a Soviet cosmodrome abandoned by the remnants of the "Ascension" group and are met with a horde of zombies, given the new perks (Stamin-Up and PhD Flopper) new weapons (Matroyshka Dolls and Gersch Device) they must outwit those of the undead. Also,this was the first map to introduce easter eggs. My favorite map on Black Ops is Ascension |
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