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What is aneurysm?
When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.
Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...
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Aneurysm - what is it?
A masturbatory technique wherein one gets into the shower, turns the hot water on as high as can be withstood, then proceeds to squat down and masturbate furiously. Upon reaching orgasm, stand up and turn the cold water on full blast. If timed right, orgasm will occur at the same moment that icy water pours over you, causing an experience unlike anything you've ever felt before.
Dude, I gave myself a brain aneurysm right before leaving for work, it was intense!
What does "aneurysm" mean?
When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:
1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.
2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.
3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!
Steve: What’s up with John?
Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.
Steve: Oh. Ok.
Aneurysm - what does it mean?
The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.
I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!
Aneurysm - meaning
One of Nirvana's most underrated songs. Found on both albums, Hormoaning and Incesticide, as well as the live album From The Muddy Banks OF The Wishkah, this song is a must have in any version you can find. Also listen to it on the numerous traders live albums, such as 'Suicide Solution?'.
Sample of Aneurysm lyrics:
Come on over and do the twist, uh-huh.
Overdo it and have a fit, uh-huh.
Aneurysm - definition
a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.
When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.
Aneurysm - slang
Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.
"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."
Aneurysm
The time before you burst a nut
I had an aneurysm last night
Aneurysm
Used in many different games when comitting suicide. Mostly used in UT2004.
Player had an aneurysm.
Aneurysm
Dialatation of an artery caused by weakening of its wall through disease.
"If I do that again, I'll have an aneurysm."