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What is alfalfa?A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die. Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life! alfalfa - meme gifalfalfa - videoAlfalfa - what is it?the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved "Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe What does "alfalfa" mean?A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck. The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck. Alfalfa - what does it mean?A rural person in the city for a bit of action. That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what. Alfalfa - meaningA kind of fellow some ladies in search of an Alpha male may end up with. Woman1: "How's Sheena? I heard she got a new BF..." Alfalfa - definition"Yo dude she is so hott, i just got an alfalfa" Alfalfa - slangA tuft of hair that sticks up, e.g. after a night's sleep. All other hair is stuck down with either one strand or just a tuft of hair sticking up at the back of the head. "Check out Dave's alfalfa" AlfalfaA big kiss with tongue and stuff. She gave me this hot alfalfa. It was hot. Alfalfasmoking some alfalfa Alfalfaif you are receiving oral sex from your girl but she doesn't like to swallow you pull out when you are ready to orgasm and ejaculate across the top of her head giving her some what of a cow lick look "girl why is your hair sticken' up in the back?" "i didn't want to swallow so my man gave me an alfalfa!" |
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