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What is after shock?
Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell
"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"
after shock - video
After shock - what is it?
A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
What does "after shock" mean?
After an amazing night of orgasmic sex you feel repeated waves of orgasm deep in your pelvis that go on for hours without being touched or stimulated. It is quite an amazing phenonenon. If you are one who experiences this....you are a very lucky woman.
After a night of sex, she experienced orgasmic after shocks well into the morning.
After shock - what does it mean?
When someone laughs really hard, and then stops. And then shortly after laughs at it again. Also known as a "laughter relapse"
1 guy:Horse!
2 guy: hahahahaha!
After shock - meaning
When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock
After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes
After shock - definition
The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given
I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.
After shock - slang
When you mysteriously piss your pants after taking a piss and covering up. Usually happens in small amounts.
"Oh shit, I just had after shock."
After shock
Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.
"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"
After shock
A series of small farts after a huge one.
Chris: (farts)
Becca says "Damn that was a big one!"
Chris says "Yeah, and here comes some after shocks"
After shock
Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.
After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.
John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!