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What is absconding?

V. To act as Tom Borque would in any given situation

V. To use a long confusing word in the wrong context

He walked in and began utterly absconding in front of everyone.

When Tom pulled out pulchritudinous I knew he was absconding.

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Absconding - what is it?

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

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What does "absconding" mean?

When someone abandons their of Duty of Care for people and takes off on holiday. Specifically December 16th 2019. A national day of showing utter disappointment and dissatisfaction in Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) who absconded to a holiday in Hawaii with his family whilst most of Australia was engulfed in rampaging bushfires which destroyed homes, businesses, towns and states. Many lives were lost and Australian firefighters did not even have enough equipment to fight these fires. The then Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) chose to stay in Hawaii even after he was criticised for leaving his people to holiday on the other side of the globe, his response? β€œI don’t hold a hose mate”… Australians were quite underwhelmed with that response and now wear Hawaiian Shirts on β€œAbscondment Day” to mourn the day Australian Government lost its compassion and care for its people, represented by the at the actions of one Scott Morrison (Scomo) soon to be ex-prime minister of Australia πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

Remember that time the Prime Minister of Australia left Australia burning in the midst of a bushfire crisis to go for a holiday ? Yeah well that’s Abscondment Day!

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Absconding - what does it mean?

Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.

Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House.

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Absconding - meaning

To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.

Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY

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Absconding - definition

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

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Absconding - slang

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

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Absconding

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

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Absconding

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

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Absconding

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

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