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What is a poptart?
1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.
2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.
Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
a poptart - video
A poptart - what is it?
gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem
look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts
What does "a poptart" mean?
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1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.
God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.
A poptart - what does it mean?
A person who pops in and out of your life at his or her convenience.
Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."
Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."
A poptart - meaning
The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.
Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?
A poptart - definition
fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)
A poptart - slang
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.
A poptart
the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
A poptart
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
A poptart
God eats poptarts