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What is a Westy?
Westied, Verb, - Get cornered in a conversation from which you cannot escape without showing extreme rudeness
"Sorry i was late, i got westied"
"OMG, i was getting westied so hard, i was late for my dinner"
a Westy - video
A Westy - what is it?
A smart and outrageous person that goes out of their way to make everyone happy. Her smile is perfect, and she is very attractive. She likes to party, be a badass, but loves her family unconditionally.
“Who is that”
“Oh that’s Westi”
“She’s mighty fine”
What does "a Westy" mean?
The residents of the western suburbs of Sydney that the middle and upper class residents find hilarious or avoid at all costs. Often found drinking, smoking, and yelling profanities at their feral offspring. One can be identified by his: greasy mullet, ripped flanno shirt, basic knowledge of the english language etc. or her: excessive eye makeup, teenage pregnancy, basic knowledge of the english language etc.
Shazza the westie: Get out of the freezer Darren you little shit and go and get me durries from the car!
A Westy - what does it mean?
Ejaculate deposited into the hand, usually in an work environment, for the purpose of flicking at a female colleague.
"Man, that new secretary is hot. If she keeps bending over like that, I might have to chuck her a Westy."
A Westy - meaning
An outcast from the wetern suburbs of Sydney, for example Penrith, known to them as Penno. Characterised by their mullets, flanalette (flanno) shirts and use of Aussie slang.
Fuck you, you fucking dumb westie cunt
A Westy - definition
Pale, greasy-looking people predominantly from the western suburbs of Sydney, Australia, especially Rooty Hill, Penrith, and surrounding areas. A cousin to the USA Trailer Trash and the UK Chav. Westies have a very strict dress code: black AC/DC and Metallica shirts and blue or black jeans. Nothing else is permitted, except for the mandatory flannel shirt wrapped around their waists, kind of like a small, low cape. A sort of “Super Tea Towel Man” look. Footwear includes ankle-high leather shoes of any kind or thongs (flip-flops).
The males are usually scrawny with wispy goatee beards that they’ve never shaved, but still haven’t managed to accumulate more than a dozen hairs. However, they think they are the exact replicas of ZZ Top.
The females wear similar clothes to the males, but are also permitted spandex bike shorts and ugg boots. The larger the butt, the more chance it will be wrapped in taunt spandex, with two worn patches on each cheek showing a faint hint of white.
Both males and females wear mullets, unless the male is bald. If the male is balding he will shave his head and wear black sunglasses. It’s inevitable.
Drawn together by a strong dislike of anything that can’t be found in pubs--i.e., 70’s rock, sports on TV, booze, and fighting--they also sit around at home, watch porn and smoke bongs. They leave school too early to learn about proper birth control and the unsavoury results of incest, go on the dole and reproduce. Unfortunately, this is encouraged by the Australian government and the culling of Westies is not permitted by law.
You will not find intelligent or original Westies, by definition. Any person with higher than room-temperature IQ born into a Westie household will leave and join another sub-culture.
Westies are insecure and aggressive. However, they are safe when not in groups, since they’ll only pick fights when they outnumber you at least 4-to-1. It’s common for the females to start fights between two male Westies who are too stupid to know they’ve been set up (which is all of them).
Westies know five words and all of them are swear words. Communication is fairly difficult, since you can only express basic urges in words they'll understand. To read popular Westie sayings and slogans, visit a public toilet.
The best ways to avoid them is to live in an area that doesn’t have government housing and stay away from public transport. You will never find them on university grounds or in non-fast food restaurants.
For a Westie success story, check out an Australian band called 'The Radiators'.
A Westy - slang
the most prolific mullet wearers.
"nobody wears a mullet with more pride than a westie"
A Westy
Nickname for the West Highland White Terrier, an intellegent and energetic dog.
A westie is a wonderful dog.
A Westy
A westie is a person that wears clothes such as dada, starts fights (mainly in the retunda outside Bakery Hill McDonalds, Ballarat), deals and uses drugs. The male version of a westie, can vary, having tattoos, piercings, is involved with more than one girl and is most likely a father to a child somewhere. The female version of a westie, tends to have more than one child to many different fathers, they may have tattoos and piercings and tend to mouth off at other females.
Westies are generally found in Wendouree West, but can also be found in other comission houses in the Ballarat area.
They have common unoriginal names such as Steph and Joe.
You fucking westie! Get your drug-fucked head out of my fridge, and get out of my house!
A Westy
A very under mannered person dealing in drugs and wearing raggy clothes eg: Dada!!!! Mainly found in Wendouree WEST, Ballarat. (Untrustable People!!!)
"Get out of my garbage bin you fucking westie, it's not my fault you couldn't be fucked picking up your Centerlink payment"