Definder - what does the word mean?

What is a Hodge?

A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.

He thinks he's such a great artist because he can take a picture of a park bench, what a Hodge.

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a Hodge - video

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A Hodge - what is it?

When Apple releases a new model of the computer you just bought a week (or earlier) after your purchase.

Jim: "Oh man, I bought my Macbook Pro last week and just today Apple released a newer updated model." *sadface*
Scott: "Dude, you totally got Hodged!"
Jim: "You're so right, Scott."

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What does "a Hodge" mean?

To be fucked (usually a female) in either a frenzied, horrific or violently passionate way. To be hodged is to be taken roughly and used in the most carnal ways imaginable. This however, is not an act of violence or of non-consensual sex, being hodged is an emotion-fueled and extremely physical experience often resulting in bruises, scratches and bite-marks.

It can also be applicable in rape-fantasy roleplay where the act of being taken without consent, within the confines of the fantasy only, is to be have been "hodged".

Shes definitely getting hodged later

Im pretty sure he hodged her last night

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A Hodge - what does it mean?

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."

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A Hodge - meaning

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA

Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy

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A Hodge - definition

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

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A Hodge - slang

a friend

your a good man hodge

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A Hodge

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

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A Hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

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A Hodge

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

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