Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hodging?

When Apple releases a new model of the computer you just bought a week (or earlier) after your purchase.

Jim: "Oh man, I bought my Macbook Pro last week and just today Apple released a newer updated model." *sadface*
Scott: "Dude, you totally got Hodged!"
Jim: "You're so right, Scott."

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Hodging - what is it?

To be fucked (usually a female) in either a frenzied, horrific or violently passionate way. To be hodged is to be taken roughly and used in the most carnal ways imaginable. This however, is not an act of violence or of non-consensual sex, being hodged is an emotion-fueled and extremely physical experience often resulting in bruises, scratches and bite-marks.

It can also be applicable in rape-fantasy roleplay where the act of being taken without consent, within the confines of the fantasy only, is to be have been "hodged".

Shes definitely getting hodged later

Im pretty sure he hodged her last night

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What does "hodging" mean?

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."

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Hodging - what does it mean?

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA

Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy

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Hodging - meaning

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

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Hodging - definition

a friend

your a good man hodge

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Hodging - slang

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

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Hodging

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

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Hodging

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

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Hodging

When a women or sexually confused man (or family member in willows) not only inserts the full length of the erect penis into his or her mouth but also holds both balls in the mouth as well.

That girl was a pro she was hodging me while watching TV.

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