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What is ZONK?
When any normally respectable person is intoxicated by drink or drugs to the point where it affects ones appearance so that they look like a typical street urchin.
Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.
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ZONK - what is it?
1. very tired
2. intoxicated, especially with alcohol
He looked zonked when he got back.
What does "ZONK" mean?
To be extremely tired or inebriated.
"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."
ZONK - what does it mean?
adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.
Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck
ZONK - meaning
1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.
2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.
1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.
2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.
ZONK - definition
The state of which you feel when high
Guys I'm fully zonked right now
ZONK - slang
Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.
Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.
1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”
ZONK
(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
You’re just ZONKED
ZONK
being completely exhausted
God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night
ZONK
1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!