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What is ZEBRA?
1. A tasty gum of many differently flavored and colored sticks.
Zebra Gum is so tasty.
ZEBRA - meme gif
ZEBRA - video
ZEBRA - what is it?
A person who is half black and half white. Often times offensive.
Haha, look at that zebra!
What does "ZEBRA" mean?
ze garment which covers ze bosom
girl: ya like my zebra?
guy: hell yea boi
ZEBRA - what does it mean?
Any of several swift, wild, horselike African mammals of the genus Equus, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black or brown stripes.
Is that Zebra black with white stipes or white with black stripes?
ZEBRA - meaning
Like a horse, but better. Zebras have many stripes, and a sophisticated color palette making them superior to every other creature in the animal kingdom. They are practically the real-life version of a unicorn, only with less sparkles and more stripes. Zebras are so self confident, they don’t try to blend in, they stand out. Zebras are very rare, and spotting one is a once in a lifetime experience. If you find a zebra in the wild, make sure you catch it and bring it home with you for good luck.
“Omg, look over there! Is that a zebra?”
“That’s so cool, I’ve heard they can grant wishes!”
“Yeah, dude. They’re like the real life version of unicorns.”
ZEBRA - definition
(n) common slang term for referees or field officials in certain sports (particularly in American football) due to the white and black striped uniforms
That zebra should be hunted down for that assinine 'pass interference' call.
ZEBRA - slang
An offspring of a white and black relationship
Barack Hussein Obama is a zebra
ZEBRA
TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra.
Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.
ZEBRA
An obscure illness, disease or condition affecting a comparatively small number of people, but with symptoms somewhat similar to one or more different and more common illnesses.
It is named because these diseases/conditions are sometimes misdiagnosed by well meaning (but often inexperienced) doctors when something far more common is actually the cause. Medical students are told "remember, if you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras".
Doctor 1 - "I think this patient may have Castleman's disease"
Doctor 2 - "Castleman's disease is a zebra, there are far more likely causes of his fever and weight loss."
ZEBRA
If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks neighbourhood, this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet.
Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap.
As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.)
So stop bitchin' about AOL.
I don't use subscribtion to "gamespot" and shit, because:
1) i don't have the money
2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled.