What is assinine?

When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.

My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.

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Chuck: Bill's been a real douche bag lately.
Tim: Yeah, I think hes suffering from assininism again

When the ass is good but it's not a ten

That girls booty was Assinine .

The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.

"Assinine, eight, seven, six...

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.

getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.

"This biology homework is so assinine."

Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"

"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."

1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.

Stop bending over, it's assinine!