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What is Wooden spoons?Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced. Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced Wooden spoons - videoWooden spoons - what is it?It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long. The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window. What does "Wooden spoons" mean?A person can be referred to as a "wooden spoon" when he or she makes it their mission to stir shit left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others. John: Hey, you seem to be quite upset. What's going on? Wooden spoons - what does it mean?Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon. Want to play some wooden spoons?! LOL Wooden spoons - meaningThe act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers. Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning. Wooden spoons - definitionThe act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve I was wooden spooning my bitch. Wooden spoons - slangInstead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake. "Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?" Wooden spoonsA situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning. Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon. Wooden spoonsA wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children. Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me. Wooden spoonsThe number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child. No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs! |
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