What is Wocka?

when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident

person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*

person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka

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Wocka - video

Wocka - what is it?

The sound that Fozzie the Bear makes in the Muppets

Whenever Fozzie thinks he made a funny he says Wucka Wocka Wacka... and usually gets something thrown at him

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What does "Wocka" mean?

The story of a young man wacking the weasel. The rising action is the treck for happiness that is suggested by the "Wocka Wocka". The climax of the adventure is When the character reaches the "Doo Doo" and the reader can feel the characters excitement and joy! Finally comes the falling action which is represented by the "Yeah" it is here that the character and reader alike slow down and both take a breather. And that is the Tale of the Wocka Wocka Doo Doo, Yeah!

Wocka Wocka Doo Doo, Yeah!

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Wocka - what does it mean?

When you are the first out of 2 people to toutch the bottom of a swimming pool.

"You toutched the bottom first you have Wocka Flocka Syndrome."

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Wocka - meaning

A colloquial slang term taught to Australian children by their parents, especially in New South Wales. It refers to the female human genitalia in the same way as 'willy' refers to the male parts. It is often shortened to 'wiki', which is why many Australians thought Wikipedia was a humerous name when it first appeared.

Child to mother: 'Tommy wanted to see my wiki-wocka today at school, but I wouldn't show him'.
Mother to child: 'You're a very good girl'.

Sorry to be a bit dull with this definition, but it's a touchy subject for some, and I don't wish to offend.

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Wocka - definition

Slang for a cool event, such as a stuck fart leaving the butt or a tax refund check arriving. also just used randomly to harass co-workers!!!!

"Pfffftt...ahhhh dat's da shocka wocka!!" or "I got my money back finallly!!! Shocka-Wocka!!!" also defined as a person that's da sh@t, usually wispered to another..."it's da shocka wocka" or just blurb it out when others are deep in thought !!!!!

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