1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
4)awesome bands.
5)great party city.
6)easy drugs.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.
12)lots of sluts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.
Winnipeg. The murder capital of Canada. Watch your back. You could get stabbed for just witnessing a stabbing. Bit mostly we're chill-ish. They say "of your looking for trouble....you'll fond it in Winnipeg
-The Forks
-Mts Centre -Ass Park
-The Legislative Building
-Osborne Village / Corydon Avenue
-Polo Park / St. Vital malls
-Royal Canadian Mint
-Kimberly Hill
-Wildwood Park
-Wellington Crescent
a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.
(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)
Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *
Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*
Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"
'Winnipeg summer' - also: tundra town and little Antarctica or zambonieville - you know, the peg!
winnipeg aka: winterpeg If it's summer yee seek, stay away from this wretched place of icy winds and dark days! Phoenix is the place where the sun spends the winter. Winnipeg is a place to FROM! As in: Yeah, I'm from Winnipeg. But now I live in (fill in your fav warm & sunny locales)... not tundra town, little Antarctica, zambonieville - not the peg